I have a hard time passing up the free pile at the end of our dock without at least taking a look. My daughter teases me about all the sunglasses I have.  But every pair has been found. Sometimes in the free pile. Sometimes in a shopping cart, sometimes in the trash.  That's pretty much my standard for acquiring sunglasses- not how they look on me, or if they are men's or women's, but whether or not they are free. And it's a good thing, too. Apparently, I'm hard on shades.  I break them. I've even been known to lose them. At least I think I've lost them . . . hmmm, has someone been thinning the herd?